VICKY: “Hey, guess what.”
THAD: “What?”
VICKY: “I love you.”
THAD: “Gross.”
We always brutally tell the truth, unless we’re brutally lying.
- Jared
VICKY: “Hey, guess what.”
THAD: “What?”
VICKY: “I love you.”
THAD: “Gross.”
VICKY: “Woman, shouldn’t you be packing right now?”
BRYNN: “Who says I’m not?” [sighs] “Everyone. Because they know me.”
VICKY: “The auto-translate from Bing tells me that ‘baguette’ means ‘rod’, rather than ‘delicious, delicious loaf of bread.’”
DAVID: “Please, tell me more about Josh’s hot, delicious rod.”
VICKY: “It’s doughy.”
I don’t have a biological impulse to put things in you. Except maybe food. And even then, I would put that in your mouth.
- Daniel
VICKY: “DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE SPACE DRAGONS?”
THAD: “Why are you yelling at me?!”
[Jenn sneezes.]
SHAUN: “Bless you.”
VICKY: “Gesundheit.”
SHAUN: “Non-denominational well-wishes.”
VICKY: “Hope you don’t get the plague.”
TERISA: “I’m interrupting dinner?”
VICKY: “No, you’re fine! Talking to my sister is more important than eating sushi.”
TERISA: “You’re eating sushi! Now I really feel bad!”
JENN: “Ev’ry day I’m rapturing.”
VICKY “Party rapture in the hooouuuse toniiiiight…”
State legislators need to know what year cartoon characters were created.
- Kira
You know it was a good night if you wake up with confetti in your pocket.
- Random guy at a bar
You might be a gay panda. That might be your spirit animal.
- Vicky
